Stone Cold Crazy (2011 Remaster) Lyrics

Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning

I was dreaming I was Al Capone

There's a rumour going round, gotta clear outta town

Yeah, I'm smelling like a dry fish bone

Here come the law, gonna break down the door

Gonna carry me away once more

Never, I never, I never want it any more

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

Crazy

Stone cold crazy, you know

Woo

Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon

And I'm playing on my slide trombone

Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

Crazy

Stone cold crazy, you know

Aww, get 'em all

Walking down the street

Shooting people that I meet with my rubber tommy water gun

Here come the deputy, he's gonna come and get at me

I gotta give it, get up and run

They got the sirens loose

I ran right outta juice

They're gonna put me in a cell, if I can't go to heaven

Will they let me go to hell

Crazy

Stone cold crazy, you know

Ow