The Marrying Kind

If you leave her now

Your never goin to see her again never

Now shes gonna need a shoulder to cry on

Shes gonna need a friend

Shes gonna need a pillowcase something to put those tears on

And I've got some purple satin lacies

One seond later than the second your gone

She's gonna miss you at first

But then shes gonna buy me things

Thats when Im gonna lay her

'Cross my piano stool and sing to her

Honey I tried to tell him

That you were the marrying kind

A faithful one man woman

The best he would ever find

I guess he wasnt trying to hear that

So there aint nothing left to say

I tried to tell him if you run to me

I wont run away

If you leave her now

You'll never get another glimpse

Im goin' to lace her with enough ice to recap the poles

There might be another solar eclipse

Shes gonna find

Bath water hot enough to be touched (oh man, porkchop is hurtin)

Im gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on

You know she eat too much

Tonight, shes gonna miss you at first

But then she'll get used to me

All of the tricks I would try

To make her take this ring and make love to me

I tried to tell him

That you were the marrying kind

A faithful one man woman

The best he would ever find

I guess he wasnt trying to hear that

So there aint nothing left to say

I tried to tell him if you run to me

I wont run away

Run away

Run away

Run away

Dont run away