Scarlet Py

Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy

This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother

Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified

Every first of the month this pretty feline got the hots

And that's when the neighborhood (D-d-dogs)

They'd line up around the block

Meow

When my little scarlet feline roars

The locals come around (Come Around)

When they see the scarlet light

They know it's time to come chase her down (Chase her down)

Lo and behold the fantastical way (In which their bodies groove)

My scarlet pussy's furry magic alters any mood (Scarlet Pussy)

It's cool

Scarlet Pussy

Pussycat, pussycat, wherefore art thou, puppy?

She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat

She can make you sad when you're happy as can be

She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Every dog would try his lines to get pussy's attention

All they want is so exposed in ways too gross to mention

Green virgin teenager

A filthy rich yuppie

Pussycat, pussycat

Wherefore art thou puppy?

Scarlet Pussy

She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat

She can make you sad when you're happy as can be

She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Meow

Now what's going on?

Oh, no, man, look out

Somebody come get this meow-meow off my leg

MEOW

Scarlet Pussy

Pussycat, pussycat

Wherefore art thou, puppy?

Meow

She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat

She can make you sad when you're happy as can be

She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

She can make you happy, she can make you sad

She can make you crazy (Crazy)

She can make you shiver from your head down to your feet

She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh)

She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat

She can make you sad when you're happy as can be

She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy