If Eye Was the Man in Ur Life

If Eye was the man in your life

Eye'd make you happy

Eye'd treat you right

Eye'd buy you flowers, every single day

Eye'd give you power

Eye'd do whatever you say

Eye heard a rumor that your man, he said he'd do you wrong

And you're so vain, you'd think that you're the one behind this song

Sure you know he got plenty lyrics, yeah, up his sleeve

And after he got what he want, he just go up and leave

And Sunday chocolate on the roof right after his game

He like the Lakers but the Sixers on when he came

If he's with another now, you best believe the party's crackin'

You're getting played girl, you better get your mack on

And do onto others, as they do onto you

You call me on the day, that you and him are just to through

If Eye was the man in your life

Eye'd make you happy

Eye'd treat you right

Eye'd buy you flowers, every single day

Eye'd give you power

Eye'd do whatever you say

Was it you that Eye saw outside the liquor store

Waiting on that fool, to purchase what you'd been dying for?

And before Eye see you drop a spill, Eye have to bring you down

Now you got that chocolate barracuda hangin' round

Hangin' round your neck like a cheap gold chain

He don't deserve to say, that he ever knew your name

Much less he get to smell, the perfume Eye gave you

Please, don't tell me that you all got down

Better do onto others as they do onto you

You call me on the day, that you and him are just to through

If Eye was the man in your life

Eye'd make you happy

Eye'd treat you right

Eye'd buy you flowers, every single day

Eye'd give you power

Eye'd do whatever you're saying (whatever you're saying)