Mexican Seafood

Ah, the itchy flakes, it is a flaming

All the gels and crèmes, it is pertaining

To a fungus mold caused by injection

Hope it's only, ah, a yeast infection

Oh, well, it hurts when I-

It hurts when I pee

Oh, well, it hurts when I-

It hurts when I see

Now, I vomit, cum, and diarrhea

On the tile floor, like oatmeal pizza

Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy puss

I feel the blood becoming chowder rust

Oh, well, it hurts when I-

It hurts when I pee

Oh, well, it hurts when I-

It hurts when I see

Roll into my bed which does consist of

Lice, bugs and fleas, and yellow mucus

Stained dirt, Vaseline, toe jam an' boogers

Stomach acid, worms that dance in sugared sludge