Act of Contrition

For thou art the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory

Forever and ever amen

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee

Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy

Oh my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee

And I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishment

But most of all, because I have offended Thee, oh my God

Who art all good and deserving of all my love

I firmly resolve with the help of Thy grace

To confess my sins, to do penance, to amend my life

And to avoid the temptations of evil

Oh my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee

And I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishment

But most of all, because my God, I have offended Thee

Who art all good

Like I knew you would

And deserving of all my love

I reserve, I reserve, I reserve

I reserve, I resolve

I have a reservation

I have a reservation!

What do you mean it's not in the computer?!