I Want to Be On T.V

Wanna be a pretty boy

Wanna go on Solid Gold

Wanna date a millionaire

Wanna make people stare!

I wanna be on TV!

Want people to know me

I wanna be on TV!

Studio 54

Gonna be an omnivore

Wanna make people dance

Gonna take off my pants!

I wanna be on TV!

Want people to know me

I wanna be on TV!

On a magazine

Gonna have some free cocaine

Wanna wear my Calvin Kleins

Then the world will be all mine!

I wanna be on TV!

Want people to know me!

I wanna be on TV!