I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe)

It's one o'clock and time for lunch,

When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench

I can always hear them talk

There's always been Ethel:

"Jacob, wake up! You've got to tidy your room now."

And then Mister Lewis:

"Isn't it time that he was out on his own?"

Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - cuckoo to you!

Keep them mowing blades sharp...

I know what I like, and I like what I know;

Getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

Sunday night, Mr Farmer called, said:

"Listen son, you're wasting your time; there's a future for you

In the fire escape trade. Come up to town!"

But I remebered a voice from the past;

"Gambling only pays when you're winning"

- I had to thank old Miss Mort for schooling a failure

Keep them mowing blades sharp...

I know what I like, and I like what I know;

Getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench,

I can always hear them talk.

Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk