Wasting Time

I'm wasting time thinking about a girl

And stealing her away from her world

She and I would run away

I think of all the things I'd say

We'd talk about important things

And I picture it in my dreams

She'd teach me about modern art

And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

Maybe I'd impress her by being in a band, and

Maybe if I act real tough, she'd let me hold her hand and

Maybe I'll win her heart by writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and wonder if she's sitting at home

Thinking of me and wondering if I'm sitting at home

Thinking about her or am I just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's

When I made fun of that guy

Remembering the look she gave me

When I told her that I used to fry

I really want to ask her out

But my ego could never take it

And even if I got the balls

You know that the Cougar would never make it

And in my town you can't drive naked

And maybe I'd impress her by being in a band and

Maybe if I act real tough, she'd let me hold her hand and

Maybe I'll win her heart by writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and wonder if she's sitting at home

Thinking of me and wondering if I'm sitting at home

Thinking about her or am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time

Wasting my time thinking about a girl