Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair

Break a mirror, roll the dice

Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight

Go into business with a grizzly bear

But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Find a well known hard man and start a fight

Wear your shell suit on bonfire night

Filling a circular hole with a pen that's square

But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Ooh, yeah yeah yeah

Ooh, yeah yeah yeah

Bite the lightening and tell me how it tastes

Kung fu fighting on your roller skates

Do the Macarena in the devil's lair

But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Ooh, yeah yeah yeah

Ooh, yeah yeah yeah

Ooh, yeah yeah yeah