When I Kissed the Teacher

Everybody screamed

When I kissed the teacher

And they must have thought they dreamed

When I kissed the teacher

All my friends at school

They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool

Nearly petrified 'cause he was taken by surprise

When I kissed the teacher

Couldn't quite believe his eyes

When I kissed the teacher

My whole class went wild

As I held my breath, the world stood still

But then he just smiled

I was in the seventh heaven

When I kissed the teacher

One of these days

Gonna tell him I dream of him every night

One of these days

Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright

I was in a trance

When I kissed the teacher

Suddenly I took the chance

When I kissed the teacher

Leaning over me

He was trying to explain the laws of geometry

And I couldn't help it

I just had to kiss the teacher

One of these days

Gonna tell him I dream of him every night

One of these days

Gonna show him I care

Gonna teach him a lesson alright

What a crazy day

When I kissed the teacher

All my sense had flown away

When I kissed the teacher

My whole class went wild

As I held my breath, the world stood still

But then he just smiled

I was in the seventh heaven

When I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug, hug him) when I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug him) when I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug, hug him) when I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug him) when I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)